whatever makes you think i’m gonna die before you ya cocky bastard!!!
what is this omg it’s like in the movie ‘up’ where the woman dies first but lo’ and behold that shit is not gonna happen to me alright!!! i’m gonna be like charlie sheen’s mum in two and a half men and freeze my head and have it put on a monkey’s body in the future when society learns how to do advanced shit and live forever
no but seriously adfghfssgj who wrote this? i’m guessing this is someone mocking me (i’m guessing a bitter ex who still hasn’t crapped out the roses’ spikes inside his butt and thinks this is funny because i’ll “take it seriously”) or someone else i have in mind… a friend i miss like all hell. if it’s the second option and not the first then i wuv u niggaaaaaa

