Every night I dream and in every dream you are in it. Once my dream was about us getting hitched and for our honeymoon we sat on the beach watching the sunset and i remember feeling so proud to have you right by my side. Many years go by and we are old and gray, I found myself sitting on the same beach looking at the sunset alone and a tear fell from my eye with nothing but the picture of us sitting on the same spot.. and then I woke up with the same tear on the same side of my eye. True story..
Anonymous

whatever makes you think i’m gonna die before you ya cocky bastard!!!

what is this omg it’s like in the movie ‘up’ where the woman dies first but lo’ and behold that shit is not gonna happen to me alright!!! i’m gonna be like charlie sheen’s mum in two and a half men and freeze my head and have it put on a monkey’s body in the future when society learns how to do advanced shit and live forever

no but seriously adfghfssgj who wrote this? i’m guessing this is someone mocking me (i’m guessing a bitter ex who still hasn’t crapped out the roses’ spikes inside his butt and thinks this is funny because i’ll “take it seriously”) or someone else i have in mind… a friend i miss like all hell. if it’s the second option and not the first then i wuv u niggaaaaaa